okay dad for the record when i tell my mom i’m only snippy NOW because she accused me of being “hrumpy all day” (when i havent spoken to her nearly all day and snapped ONCE), and you respond “bullshit” how am i not going to be insulted

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

i think it’s because the basilisk didn’t kill him. Harry’s horcrux was only destroyed because he, himself, died (or like sorta died idk). I guess that was really the only way the bit of voldemort’s soul that was latched onto him could be severed.

feliscanis:

Groenendael in the snow [x]

no dad it’s fine get me up early and have all the fuckin windows open when it’s really gross and humid outside so i cant fuckin breathe when i leave my room

jnprqueen:

showtuna:

xbox-addict:

On a scale of Heathers to A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder how well do you deal with murdering people you hate

Carrie the musical

Sweeney Todd

slydig:

LANA DEL YAOI MINAJ… tru tru 

(Source: waitwhatwasidoingagain)

lilypxtter:

the golden trio tumblr text posts

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

glumshoe:

more of my chemistry professor (and wizard) glumshoe:

more of my chemistry professor (and wizard) glumshoe:

more of my chemistry professor (and wizard) glumshoe:

more of my chemistry professor (and wizard) glumshoe:

more of my chemistry professor (and wizard)

glumshoe:

more of my chemistry professor (and wizard)