Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Okay this is just ridiculous in general (as I’m sure we all know). Like, lesbians. Are you serious. I can’t even begin to rant about that because you’d have a six thousand page novel, but just…
I’M SO SORRY
LET ME JUST FLIP THAT MAGIC VAGINA SWITCH THAT DETERMINES WHETHER OR NOT MY UTERUS WILL ANNUALLY DESTROY AND DISGORGE ITSELF FROM MY NETHER REGIONS
LET ME JUST TURN OFF THE FLOW OF HORMONES THAT SURGE CRAZILY THROUGHOUT MY BODY EVERY MONTH
LET ME JUST BE COMPLETELY EMOTIONLESS SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THOSE PESKY MOOD SWINGS
LET ME JUST STOP FEELING THE CRAMPS THAT KEEP ME DOUBLED OVER AND SOBBING WITH PAIN EVERY FOUR WEEKS BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE IT WORSE
LET ME JUST GET RID OF A NATURAL, INTRINSIC PART OF MY BODY SO SOME IMMATURE, PREPUBESCENT, SNOT-NOSED LITTLE BOY WILL FEEL COMFORTABLE IN MY PRESENCE
Not to rain on everyone’s parade, but if you watch the video it is very obviously a joke. You have every right to be upset but this is just a joke video and these guys very likely find it as ridiculous as you.
MY COMPUTER IS FROZEN AND ITS STUCK ON SOMEONES BLOG AND THIS IS THEIR AUTOPLAY MUSIC AND I CANT STOP IT HELP ME
OH MY GOD YOUG UYS IT’S BACK MY MOOD HAS LITERALLY JUST TURNED AROUND OMG I LOVE EVEYRHTING
Tears. Actual tears.
Putting this here because I figured it may help if anyone is having a bad day
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I love puns.
me when the smart kid in class gets the answer wrong
When everyone gapes at the smart kid for getting an answer wrong and the smart kid beats themselves up about it and puts their whole being into their work and no longer answers questions in class for fear of being terribly wrong and develops severe anxiety but haha omg the smart kid got something wrong
AVPS Umbridge is my role model.
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